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PostWysłany: Pią 11:33, 18 Mar 2011    Temat postu: they all stand side of the boat.

1, rats laugh at the cat, there must be a hole in the side.

2, top of the mountain and stand on two foot of the mountain, although the status is different, but in each other's eyes, the same small.

3, end of the road is still the way, if you want to go.

4, so we are not happy, are some of Zhimaxiaoshi, we can dodge an elephant, but not immune to a fly.

5, creating the best and the worst in history, while mediocrity flourished race.

6, the only thing in this world worse than the others talk, and that is being talked about you.

7, success is down more than once stood.

8, failure does not mean you've wasted your time and life. Failure that you have a reason to start.

9, do not take risks in life are sometimes more dangerous than the risk.

10, all of them on the side is not necessarily a good thing, for example, they all stand side of the boat.

11, many people climb the ladder to the top, they found a ladder the wrong wall.

12, occasional success more frightening than failure.

13, talented people is actually the same genius and unique place.

14, the state is dry out, rather than wait out.

15, apologized for the offensive again in the future and lay a hint.



16, the so-called obedience, that is, for some ulterior purpose is not completed, the performance of unusual patience.

17, the so-called children should not, in fact, moving to the big people and risked his own mistakes.

18, you would like to 40km / h driving speed to 80 years old, or to 80km / h speed drive to the 40-year-old?

19, in front of the enemy,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], who should calm down, will come from the victory is near.

20,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], all of them are ordinary, some people were aware of this and truly become yourself.

21, a beggar is a tax to the conscience of your people.

22, survived the so-called, that is, with evil, the get no sympathy, but somehow congratulations.

23, in a social circle is a worry, but detached from simply a tragedy.

24, tired, a person is eating food on a plate after plate of feelings.

25, attended a memorial service is often the procedure, the first by a profound life education, smoking, drinking and playing cards with everyone.

26, knowledge is a way for those seeking knowledge of more and more hungry to eat the food.

27,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], love will sink to the bottom, in the dull days, the most important thing is love, often dressed lightly shake the

28, War: inextricably linked with the tongue to the teeth of it!
29, hate others like to catch a mouse at the expense of your own house burned down. But do not catch a mouse.

30, every person's life has many dreams, but if one constantly bother you, the rest is just action.



31, the world just can not figure out, and no dead end road.

32,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the arrival of luck, and more often just because you looked at, more thought for a moment, go one step further.

33, failed in giving up completely.

34, the so-called enemy, but those who have become a powerful force of our own people.

35, timid person is frightened before a danger; cowardly people were terrified at risk; brave men were in danger after the scare.

36, makes distant mountains are not weary,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], but a grain of sand shoes.

37, the family's well-being needs the joint efforts of husband and wife, and destroy it, one is enough.

38, most people who know you and sometimes not your friend, but your enemy.

39, you do not want to do, will find an excuse for one or many; if you want to do, and want one or numerous ways.

40, look at a person's intention to see his eyes; look at a person's worth, look at his opponent; look at a person's cards, look at his friend.

41, attractive woman, is to have sufficient willpower to resist the man's attack, there are enough men blocked the retreat of the charm.

42, vows is a frequent embarrassment to mountains and the ocean received the heavyweight commitment.

43, a good woman is a school, a good man may graduate school to teach.

44, you do not fiscal, financial ignore you.

45, do not argue with a fool, or someone else will confuse in the end who is the fool.



46, overtime and sleepless nights might sometimes not have the efficiency and productivity performance.

47, a parent is a highly professional career, most of the parents may, without any training on the induction of the.

48, where the items were thrown to the crocodile pool, the pool must retrieve their own. Kenya natural zoo notices.

49, when you want to lose something when you think about it, do not lose face. Chengdu trash can, garbage bin on the language.

50, all the older people, mostly opposition too much, too long deliberation, action too late, too soon regret.

51, the process of doing business continue to encourage others is a guard,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and his vigilant process.

52, workers who work for small employers to work, the City boss, big boss, you do what kind of situation?

53, success is a concept of wealth is an obligation, happiness is a kind of power.

54, wise insight into the future development trend of things. Before the flood they duck, not chicken.

55, incurable two kinds of people: one who does not obey orders, and second, but yes people.

56, intends to open up a new career, in favor of one or two out of ten when you can start, so too late.

57, when the pain of insurance do not have access, and use time more painful.

58, to the monkey a tree, a tiger of a mountain. Use of personnel

59, the world has three kinds of people: First,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], conscience is a dog who ate the second is the conscience of the people not to eat dogs, three of conscience who do not eat a dog.

60, you can plan well ahead and lead the industry, merits and demerits struggling to catch up, or unknowingly be eliminated.



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